[Sasha doesn't wait for Jean to say hello or ask who's calling. Why bother with pleasantries when the slightly panicked voice on the other end should be more than familiar.]
Jean, you still know a lot about dating right?
[You know, details about her concern would help, but this is Sasha. Where's the fun in life without possibly loaded questions?]
[Wait. Does he want to admit that he doesn't, or does he want to maintain his reputation? Since she didn't give any warning, he was a bit blindsided, and needed a second to think.]
[She really should catch that hesitation, but the girl is still lacking a bit in social situations. Besides, she needs Jean's help and calling him out on his bravado won't get her anywhere but diss battle between them.]
When you were with girls, what did you two like for gifts? [A pause and then the sound of a few things tumbling to the ground as Sasha accidentally knocks over display of men's handkerchiefs.] Sorry!
For Armin and Angel. [Obviously not Sasha herself and someone else or she'd wouldn't be asking Jean of all people to help.] I have to get them Christmas presents. That's what you do on this Christmas thing.
Last year I knitted them stuff, but I don't think that's allowed two years in a row.
[If that's not the worst category for Jean to suggest to her, Sasha don't know what is. She's anything but a nerd. Anything but brainy. She has never even played a board game!]
Jean, I'm not smart enough to know that kind of stuff! You have to come and help me!
Honestly, I'm not all that good at it either. I've never been able to get into those tabletop games they play together.
But... Yeah, I'm still better at it than you are. [And honestly, to Jean, that's fine. Not everyone has to be some kind of genius like Armin is.] You said you're in Goldenrod? I'll fly in.
[She pouts because even though Jean is agreeing with her, he didn't have to say it out loud! How rude. That's why he still looks like a Ponyta's twin.]
[As usual, he rides in on Penny, his almost ostentatiously large and impeccably groomed Mega Pidgeot. Look at those long, wispy feathers. Look at that meticulously quaffed crest.]
[Jean gave at least as much attention to her as he did to himself, which was a lot. After he took off his riding goggles, he started to fussily fix his own mating plumage.]
Okay, I'm here. Were you able to at least find a start somewhere?
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Date: 2021-12-01 02:04 am (UTC)Jean, you still know a lot about dating right?
[You know, details about her concern would help, but this is Sasha. Where's the fun in life without possibly loaded questions?]
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Date: 2021-12-01 02:21 am (UTC)[Wait. Does he want to admit that he doesn't, or does he want to maintain his reputation? Since she didn't give any warning, he was a bit blindsided, and needed a second to think.]
Yeah, sure I do. What's up?
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Date: 2021-12-01 02:32 am (UTC)When you were with girls, what did you two like for gifts? [A pause and then the sound of a few things tumbling to the ground as Sasha accidentally knocks over display of men's handkerchiefs.] Sorry!
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Date: 2021-12-01 02:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2021-12-01 02:51 am (UTC)Last year I knitted them stuff, but I don't think that's allowed two years in a row.
[She read that in a magazine somewhere.]
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Date: 2021-12-04 04:06 am (UTC)Well, they're both huge nerds. So stuff like books, or one of those games you play... You know. Board games. Brainy stuff.
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Date: 2021-12-09 04:09 am (UTC)[If that's not the worst category for Jean to suggest to her, Sasha don't know what is. She's anything but a nerd. Anything but brainy. She has never even played a board game!]
Jean, I'm not smart enough to know that kind of stuff! You have to come and help me!
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Date: 2021-12-09 04:15 am (UTC)But... Yeah, I'm still better at it than you are. [And honestly, to Jean, that's fine. Not everyone has to be some kind of genius like Armin is.] You said you're in Goldenrod? I'll fly in.
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Date: 2021-12-09 05:08 am (UTC)Yes, I am. I'll be out front.
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Date: 2021-12-15 02:59 am (UTC)[As usual, he rides in on Penny, his almost ostentatiously large and impeccably groomed Mega Pidgeot. Look at those long, wispy feathers. Look at that meticulously quaffed crest.]
[Jean gave at least as much attention to her as he did to himself, which was a lot. After he took off his riding goggles, he started to fussily fix his own mating plumage.]
Okay, I'm here. Were you able to at least find a start somewhere?